Every item in my to-do list has been checked. (Mind you, I had the mother of all to-do lists because of that stupid decision to take up too many subjects on one semester.) That makes me an official bum. And I have 10 days to perform my bumming duties and forget about my academic standing.

Since the day I resigned myself from all the schoolwork, my body clock has gone from whacked to completely bonkers. I sign off at around 3 or 4 AM and bury myself in bed until 10 AM. But today, I was at my most sinful for waking up at 1 PM. They say I’m carefree. I’m better off as patapon.